>Lap:Wapchan Lap #18
>Countdown to first Burgerland GP of the season:https://f1exposure.com
>Previous thread:>>13001 last wapchan thread
https://boards.4chan.org/sp/thread/148216732 current main 4chan thread
>/f1/ Essentials:https://pastebin.com/tZ67Gcuq
>FantasyGP.com /f1/ League Formula Autism:Passcode: 12481614
>Fernando Alonso F1 Grands Prix since last win:206 (205 starts)
>Nico Hülkenberg F1 Grands Prix without ever scoring a podium:235 (232 starts)
>2025 WDC StandingsPIA: 99 (+25)
NOR: 89 (+12)
VER: 87 (+18)
RUS: 73 (+10)
LEC: 47 (+15)
>2025 WCC StandingsMcLaren Mercedes: 188 (+37)
Mercedes: 111 (+18)
Red Bull Racing Honda RBPT: 89 (+18)
Ferrari: 78 (+21)
Williams Mercedes: 25 (+6)
>2025 WEC StandingsLAW: 373.13 (+49.17)
HAM: 329.30 (+76.24)
NOR: 305.32 (+75.14)
>Thread themehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-RL3sE8tVKM
>News:General Motors approved by FIA as 2029 F1 engine supplier
Monaco GP's mandatory 2-stop rule finialized during the recent meeting
F1 2026 engine catch-up idea agreed, but power change splits opinion
Nature is taking over Vietnam's abandoned Hanoi Street Circuit, probably turning it back to Vietcong's forest
Madrid circuit design finalized(it's dogshit)
Carlos Sainz told F1 drivers "not to worry" over Madrid circuit design
Mexico GP set for renewal
McLaren to quit Formula mEme at end of season
McLaren to make effort on World Exposure Championship's Hypercuck class after the quit
Andrea Kimi Antonelli will have an Netflix series/document on Netflix
Claire Dubbelman becomes the first woman to hold an FIA Race Director Super Licence
Dutch Dogposter in both wap and 4chan still shits at summarizing """"news""""
this is just my news
the autism is yours weirdo
gimi batias raiggonen
>still shits at
seriously
are you esl
>>14099Sounds fair. Max would have done the exact same thing if the positions were reversed.
>Yes, yes, yes, yes, I'm doing that all the time. You don't have to remind me every ten seconds!
Fake gimi could never be this sovl
>>14101I don't think i've really heard any ANT board radios yet.
>>14103we've heard a few, mostly Bono saying stuff like "good lad" when he does an overtake
Wapchan /f1/ is literally faster than 4chan /f1/
>>14107it's fiddy-fiddy mostly, but wap is slower during the evening and will be slower during the race week
>>14104That 4th one is hamiltons doing. (and good on them for clamping down on his bullshit)
>>14107Really?
>open a video on "the race"'s youtube channel
>it's not an Edd video
>close tab
>>14111Not when Max does it though. Just watch. Remember his two consecutive 10 second penalties for doing the same thing.
gimi
>>14106Is this what the kids listen to these days.
gimi
👾Thats

fucking

racing

right there

. None of that pansy ass

dick tugging

smile for Crofty

bullshit

. Men puke

, men poop

in their cars

, men deliver their new born baby

in the

pit lane

. Fucking hard

core

dick

in the ass

grazie ragazzi

puro pinche

race time

shit

. Take it to

parc ferme

.

Dicks

get shoved in

places

you don’t even

remember

. We win

together we

celebrate

together. Formula 1

is back baby

>>141224chan could never hope to achieve this level of quality
>>14114>defend your position>get a penalty>try an overtake>get a penaltyis there a non-cucked motorsport series I can watch instead?
>>14111>In other words, they just legalized running people off the tracki keep saying this is the case. the corner ownership bullshit kills any chance to overtake around the outside because the inside guy isnt obligated to not pretend theres no car there
theyve gone too far in trying to regulate passing instead of having the stewards do what they should which is have a group of experienced people look at the situation and make a judgement
this passing by number bullshit makes no sense
>>14099lmao
nice "sport" you have there
gimi
>>14143Deploy the KLM. To quote a certain irishman:
THANK YOU FOR YOUR SERVICE MAX
>>14089Do you guys think we will keep relenting over here as well? I like the mp4 videos with audio, we can't have that in the main chan
>>14145Did Museo falter on those shameful McHonda years? Look deep in your heart.
>>14137i would need extra 15kg if i was formula 1 driver
>>14148the twink of tampere
>>14148the femboy of Forssa
afternoon, lads
gimi
>>14148the stick of sirkka
>>14148The Skinny of Suomi
>>14149>>14150>>14152No Michael, no no Michael that was so not right
gimi
Lads, is the Last of Us newest season any good?
F1 related because Latifi was the last of us on the F1 grid.
>>14158I have never watched it but i say it is bad
>>14162The 17 hamilkek attempts in Monza always brings a smile.
>>14164Missus wants to watch the latest hollywood slop. I've ran out of Alonso races.
>>14166fair enough but force her to watch somewhat better slop then
here's a few of the shows I enjoyed recently for your consideration
>landman>tulsa king>the gentlemen>mobland>yellowstone/1883/1923>white lotus>silo>dark matter
>>14099>"F1’s Driving Standards document is not in the public domain"wtf
The race is on!
The race back to 4chan :)
>>14170this guy is alright but I really really miss Guenther…
>>14169nah, here is kinda comfy ngl
>>14162>Video unavailable>This video is privateKWAB
>>14169Fire all your jannies, Hiromoot
>>14162>>14175the video was available earlier, what did they mean with this
>>14175Weird, title was "Michael Schumacher: The Ultimate Onboard Collection | Best Onboards | Qatar Airways" and it was uploaded by the official F1 channel.
upload "ultimate collection of schumacher onboards" and it's just a black screen with heart rate monitor going in the background at 60bpm
>>14180>sprint>at Miamifor what purpose
>>14182To watch Yuki bin it.
gimi
>>148228189
no.
>>14182The GP in America are all about the show and the hecking celebrities so a sprint is a good fit.
They should do one in Las Vegas because nobody is there for the racing.
>>14188defense of the alpacas… now THAT was a game
>>14192him looking at the right mirror several times afterwards made me kek hard
I never kek
uuuhhhh…… gimi!
The last thing Ollie!! posted was a video of him and Ocon playing with RC cars. I don't like Ocon though so I won't post it. no new Ollie!! updates for now
>>14200What did he mean by this
>>14202Thats bullshit but i believe it.
gn
>>14206I love that dog. It stares right into your soul.
gimi night
>>14209now do it with a lawnmower
>>14178Why did they put it in private?
At least i was able to watch it
>>14212What do you expect from the retards who choose Sha-rty as their temporary shelter. Even other boards is better than this
>>14212Hmm. Maybe I should go back and check things out. For research of course.
Anyone got Lum F1 edit ?
>>14213I read they accidentally included an onboard of barrichello in it.
>>14219Oh yeah, there was that, i guess that could be the reason
>>14217you now remember assmad americunts bullying gimi out out the race for no reason except he was doing too well and would expose them
this happened like twice
/f1/ is truly divided
>>142231000% intentional
they cant let themselves get exposed as shitters
svg cleared the damn trenches for that chicago result
i pity anyone that didnt watch it live
>>14225Lando has fair hair and lighter skin there. Now he dyes it black, perms it and uses tanning product or a tanning booth. He may be trans-racial.
I read that his real name is not Lando, it is either Leyland or Lland. He may be trying to skinwalk Billy Dee Williams.
gimi
>>14226always thought his father was probably a star wars dwap
>>14222gimi will endure regardless
>>14229Ted Kravitz said that Adam Norris said it has nothing to do with Star Wars.
ITS RAWE CEEK YALL
Oh get back to 4channel soppy bollocks
>muh lummy
No one used lummy.
Ferrari always change their colour scheme in Miami because the red hat looks too much like a MAGA hat.
We still here?
gimi
>>14225Lando seems like a solid lad with a good head on his shoulders.
That other guy is way too old for karting and should just give up already.
roughly 50% chance of rain on Saturday and Sunday (nothing ever happens)
>>14251Amx will need rain to get close to the podium.
>whole country had a power loss
if I don't make it, I just want to let you all know: gimi
>>14253this is what they call rizz, something which goblando lacks entirely
a
>>14254isn't it about time for siesta anyways? you'll be fine
>Ferrari news: No upgrades next 2 races but they have not given up on the 2025 season, still developing the car alongside 2026
>>14260Their biggest upgrade would be replacing Hamilton and getting a refund.
>>14261USAID got cancelled, refund is no longer possible.
>>14263This meme was never funny, man
Lewis Hamilton is a neighbor
ynr 4chan
>investor Michel Perridon refused a deal to invest $5 million with the promise of getting 10% of all of amx's earnings for the rest of his life.
>>14277Yuki is still racing.
gimi
retardation
>>14282absolutely, extraordinary!
>>14290>not even rumors of him getting dropped>asspaint MIA and wont be in miamiits over
what if blacked-out happened during spanish gp?
>>14291Should have stayed at Willy.
If the rumors about Oakes and Mazepin buying Alpine are true then it's fucking over for him, cucked by Flavio.
>>14295>Should have stayed at Willy.yeah, very retarded from him not knowing the future
>>14294They have backup generators.
gimi
gimi
gimi
gimi
>>14304For all the Doohan fans out there.
>>14306but i hate doohan
>>14307all 2 of them?
This thread shoyld be renamed to /comfy/f1/
post formula 1 related webms with sound
gimi
>>14308>all 2 of them?I'm pretty sure his mum is more of a Gasly fan.
>>14254we're so back folks
random video from my folder
gimi night
>>14326What Am I looking at here?
gimi
>>14341Not saying this shouldn't be your home anyway, but you do get manual updating with the XT addon, which you can use on wapchan itself too.
https://wapchan.org/static/AltchanXT.user.js
>>14344>>14346I thought Suzuka was the worst track
>>14351im glad edd is making it. he will replace cr*fty soon
check em
>>14354Those normies don't have the balls just to call him a fat cunt so they write some passive aggressive "concerned for your health" nonsense instead.
>>14355>>14354I'm going to send him gift cards to Duncan donuts.
>>14355i kept scrolling and its full of messages like that, i wonder if its just bots
>>14354>>14355its not a laughing matter really
we had a famous russian sports commentator who got obese and died of caradio-vascular issues at the age of 50
>>14358>at the age of 50thats a good run
>>14359>50>a good runWhat's going on in Jamaica?
How old is Edd anyway?
>>14364copy we are checking
>>14329well they didn't pick her for her looks!
I really wish /sp/ janitors on 4cuck were the ones who got doxed down to their grandmothers
Banned for "racism" again lmao
>>14370funny that people complained that they couldn't call people neighbour and frengot on this site
what did you even post?
>>14370Have you tired not being racist?
>>14373There is no more racism.
F1 ended it in 2020
>>14374You're thinking of racing.
>>14374that's when the 2nd racism began though
>>14375No they ended that in 2014
Gimi
Checo to cadillac isn't real, I refute this idea.
>>14387Give him more time! its only his 7th season!
Edd Straw the weight
i'm staying here for this version of /f1/
>>14387Holy hell the coping has begun already.
>>14387Funny how this glosses over the fact amx barely made any mistakes once he got a car that could fight for the WDC, and even fewer once the car was dominant.
>>14387>just 12 months after maiden winGo and tell me that Mika was as much of a KWAB in 1998 as Lando has been lately if you can put up this excuses for him, you wouldn't.
>>14387>>14394Even Mental Fatigue man actually won his WDC
gimi
gimi
gimi
reddit
Grand Prix in: 5 days, 4 hours, 22 minutes, 16 seconds …
>>14391You've hit the big leagues Edd, you've done it.
>>14401It's been so long when we had vroom vroom last time
>>14401Sprint weekend though…
>>14402He's headed for greatness
>>1440352 races a year when
>>14404I prefer regular race weeks tbh
>Zak casually mentioning Oscar first for WDC
Norrizz bros…
>>14412I'd probably be mentally fatigued if I said this is gonna be my year and then my teammate won it
PS3 is boring
>>14390the race threads are better here
I'm 100% on the wapchan race thread train
>>14401how much is that in bongs and bings
>>14416'bout 98 bongs 37 bings to qualy
>>144165 dongs 2 bongs 37 bings
>Madrid GP will habe a clay track
Sounds kino ngl
>Madrod GP will have no lights due to blackout
Sounds kino ngl
>>14421light's back since last night lad, all good
>>14422They should flick the power off during the race for sovl effect. Was it down for you yesterday to? anything fun happen?
>>14413is the goblin the new coulthard?
>>14423>They should flick the power off during the race for sovl effect.Bernie, I could get into the sprinklers thing but sounds a little too much
>Was it down for you yesterday to? anything fun happen?yep, the whole peninsula was down from the middle of the morning until night time
>>14254>>14325just had a couple beers next door with some old folks, playing cards and speculating about what was happening, who to blame, how long was it going to last (news were sparse, power was down, same for the mobile networks, radio was the only thing keeping us up to date), mostly very chill around here where I live, other than some idiots rushing for gas and water/food like the world was indeed about to end
>>14425Sounds comfy tbh
>other than some idiots rushing for gas and water/food like the world was indeed about to endlel
>>14430This is every race, AMX is chucks permadom
I'm going to sleep and forget about this Checo/Zhou at Cadi nonsense.
>>14436Based Sleepy Mexican. I'm sure Cadillac will get you back in f1 Perez.
You will not have the drink.
gimi
gimi
reddit
what even happens in Miami?
gimi
>>14442South beach brings the heat. Everyday is like mardi gras everybody partying all day no work all play. If you only go for two days you always wind up staying more, it's the type of town you could spend a few days in.
Welcome to Miami.
>>14449sonny got shit on by hill, bro
>>14449Talent wise it's Sonny all the way, but thing is even if it's the same car it wouldn't be even, they'd find a way to screw him over. Everyone from the grid to the paddock had bad feelings towards him that's why left the sport so early. He was a racist through and through, not a people person so he rubbed everyone the wrong way. Didn't play to the politics of the sport and it cost him.
>>14450I'm hearing from top anonymous American intel sources Hill got "Mental fatigue" by Sonny's constant use of slurs
>>14452i don't want to defend mr. mental fatigue man but, come on m8
>unidestatian flag>shills unitedstatian driver
>>14451I'm hearing from the anonymous leader of the Finnish Argentine community
"Finlandés-argentino comunidad", that your claim is wrong and you're just defending a shitter who belongs in IndyCar if not NASCAR
>>14455Just the way things go when a guy is as real as he can be.
>>14458no ai slop here sweaty
>>14457How Oscar REINVENTED Max's Driving Style
>>14460calm down mick, its just a title to attract clicks
>12 users lurking in the last 10 minutes
Its over
>>14466>>14468I'm trying to sleep.
>>14470Night time is not morning.
>>14471it's morning to me and i woke up
Well then good morning and goodnight.
>>14457>gimi actually likes understeer t. driver "scott mansell" 61imagine actually giving a shit about what he has to say
>>14475Oscar always said that he likes a balanced car like it's on rails. Ironically enough Sargeant in one of the Prema videos with him preferred oversteer
hopin in just to say thanks to wapchan for the refugee acceptance, bye now
gimi morning
gm
They're posting pepes eating butt with shit on their mouths on 4chan's /f1/ so here I am again
Slower boards are comfy anyways.
Doohan getting sacked kek
>>14492>but within 5 yearsMind you this is for 2017 to 2022, so it may well be over 50% of the fanbase. I'll slurp more MotoGP and other GT/endurance series after Max leaves.
>>14495>>14492>here's why more women watch F1Its the twinks, isnt it.
>>14493just a couple weeks ago The Race reported Doohan was secure until at least summer break.
https://www.the-race.com/formula-1/jack-doohan-alpine-f1-seat-should-be-secure-until-summer/I wonder what changed
>>14500Sauber proud to announce splatoon as new title sponsor.
>>14484Fuck, I really hope so since I will be there this year.
>>14505>why Miami of all placesMuh burger viewership.
I thought it's friday already.
>>14507Neigh, just worker's day tomorrow
>>14505Just noticed they're facing different sides just so the sponsors on their sleeves are all visible. That's some soulless shit.
>>14513>if you put me in a rocketship I'd winyeah no shit. they had to invent 'a slow puncture' to protect lewlew in bahrain 2020
>>14515Where's the /v/ edition?
>>14519i'm imagining on my head and it will look like shit
>>14520Well, it's not a hat. Imagine it in your head and it'd look better for sure.
>>14522>as advisor to Benu fooking wot m8
Copy we're checking
we'll get back to you
gimi
>>14530OH MY GOD
CUUUUUUUUUUUM
>>14522I HATE THE ANTICHRIST
>>14533Checo bros we're back
gimi
Admit it, you miss him
>>14539>>14540I do, it'll be a fun watch to see him back
>>14530HULK-SAMA I-I'M COOOOOOOOM-
>>14543I'm coom sama-hulk
>>14546Actually not that bad
>>14549knew there was no point in being interested in what they were planning after last year's thing
>>14549So where are those comments you could submit?
>>14554Uh, so it isn't even on the car.
That's pretty disappointing.
>>14549Thats it?
Why can't Ferrari ever be cool again?
I kinda miss when special liveries were actually special :/
>>14557the whole miami gp is like a forced meme.
I mean f1 is an excersise in marketing, but this just feels empty and shallow.
gimi
gimi
>>14563Prost always was and will be exception of course
>>14564Olivier Penis too.
>>14549Ferrari running a Williams tribute
kino
>>14561Gabriel Boortoleto
need more /wap/f1/ exclusive memes
question
>>14572heh my boy migg… he just needs more time
>>14571zenzi
>>14572i'd love to see him crash it up in the caddy
>>14572>>14573He's blooming with Alpine at WEC, they gave him the time he needed and he's delivering. I don't see him returning to F1, sadly.
>>14581>1745250633889-2.pngJust what I was looking for, I knew I could just wait it out. Thanks.
Last night I dreamed of Mick Doohan. He was at a race to support Jack, and he was selling photos of himself for $10, but nobody wanted one. He was blocking the cameras of anyone trying to take one for free.
He refused to let the person paying be in the shot with him. It was just a photo of him standing on his own for $10.
>>14591Money corrupts everything.
gimi
>>14590At that point why not just fully commit instead of this mostrocity
>>14597more like 3d piggu
>>14599That would still look kinda bad and it wouldn't even have the red they so want to keep so hard.
>>14585 is would have been a pretty good all-blue livery.
>>14599all blue is too much, a NART homage like the one that was already shared here (half white, half blue) would be mint
>>14606Alright that's good
>>14604I hate anime tires I hate anime tires I hate anime tires I hate anime tires I hate anime tires I hate anime tires I hate anime tires I hate anime tires I hate anime tires I hate anime tires
>>14590>The HP Ray-Ban Ferrari Shell V-Power at the Formula 1 Crypto.com Miami Grand Prixwelcome to america lads
>>14610I wouldn't mind if they reconsider using them for Las Vegas GP only.
>>14613Don't leak Ferrari's strategy like that.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3SnUNVgHja4New lighthearted (and non-EA) F1 game, this looks surprisingly good.
>>14615>console gameim fine dawg
>>14616Don't be dumb anon, for any console game released nowadays it's just a matter of months, if not weeks, before it also makes it to PC.
>>14618Can't argue with that.
gimi
>>14615someone at liberty is already coming up with plans to sue
>Burnout 3 had a 2004 F1 car as the final unlock in the game
>Remember that the 3 liveries were Ferrari, Mansell's Williams and for some reason, Prost.
>>14625What does that even mean?
>>14626i suspect a low budget garbage game with terrible handling trying to cash in on the current hype
>>14590wtf is the point of this
>>14629(hp) (hp)
(hp) (hp)
(hp) (hp)
(hp) (hp)
>>14628Maybe, but only time will tell. For now I really like the fact they let you race with cars from all the eras.
For me it's a single developer making an 80s F1 game by himself, on his own graphics and physics engine.
https://x.com/bmarci7
Owari
>>14637AI is bannable here
Free Practice 1 in: 1 days, 12 hours, 9 minutes, 9 seconds
>thread created 3 days ago
anime is cooked
repeat
anime lost
>>14639soon we are finally back
>worst race of the year
>better make a one off livery
Why?
>>14644To liven up the race obviously.
>>14645Maybe they should try racing at a good circuit.
Or is that too much like communism?
>>14646But that may cost more than a paint job.
>>14648Damn, it's a shame they don't have any really good purpose built race tracks in America, or anywhere else in the world for that matter.
>>14650How about:
>refuelling is back>drivers can spray fuel on the track>they have to decide if the extra weight is worth it, or if they should save whatever fuel they have to go flat out, openimg up a world of strategic competitionWould really spice up the show.
Gimi Antonelli
>>14649Vegas turned out to be fun, but this is a pooper
gimi
>>14656>3rd picture/biz/ idea: surveillance cameras are connected to a machine gun, go outside the red line and you get shot
>>14657So first he gets cucked by shareholders and then strung along by the team while not allowing him to race in other categories and after all that they still didn't give him a seat?
Mclaren under Ron Dennis seems like a awful team.
>>14658Why just not put there a minefield?
Which F1 general is better, this one or the one on 4chan?
>>14661really depends on what you enjoy reading and posting the most, there's no objective better
>>14662its fucking ugly half-job just to appease the sponsors yet keeping most of it red at the same time, if they made it whole white it wouldve been looking fine
>Lando Norris has been branded "weak" by 1980 F1 drivers' champion Alan Jones, who believes much of what the McLaren driver says in the media is "nonsense".
>"He [Piastri] is without a doubt a future world champion," Jones told The Back Page on Fox Sports. "He’s come out of almost nowhere and he’s got all the attributes that you need to be a world champion.
>"The first person you’ve got to beat is your team-mate," Jones added. "He can do it [win the F1 drivers' title] this year, no question. At the end of the day, his team-mate [Norris] is weak.
>"His team-mate is quite quick, there’s no doubt about that. But mentally, I think he’s quite a weak person. He’s coming out with all this nonsense that he’s got a bit of a mental thing, he’s dwelling on some of the problems he’s had rather than the positives.
>"When they start talking all that nonsense, you know you’ve got them."
>"Oscar is a pretty strong-minded young kid. I love him," Jones said. "He doesn’t show off, he doesn’t dance all over the place. He’s just a strong individual and that’s exactly what we need to get the job done.
>"He’s got an old head on young shoulders. He’s very, very mature. He’s very laid back. He’s not easily ruffled, whereas I think his team-mate is a little bit the opposite way.
>"I think the team-mate could be blown out quite easily and I think Oscar will take advantage of that. He’s got the brains and the strength to do that. He’s very laid back, he doesn't say much and he gets on with it, which I love.
>"Out of the car he’s quiet, but when he gets in the car he grows horns and that’s what you want."
>>14666>character assassinationWhy are anglo journalists such unbelievable friends. Alan Jones was asked his opinion, and he gave it.
>>14667journalists are not in charge of the titles on their articles.
Blame the editor for making a shitty clickbait title.
>>14667in bongistan you go to jail for swearing at footballers who fucked up the match
>Atlantic Records is thrilled to announce F1 The Album, the musical companion to the supercharged and star-studded action-packed film F1, starring Brad Pitt and directed by Joseph Kosinski (Top Gun: Maverick). From the label that brought you the award-winning, blockbuster soundtracks Barbie The Album, Twisters: The Album, The Greatest Showman, Suicide Squad and more, F1 The Album is driven by brand new tracks from an exhilirating lineup of superstar artists, including Ed Sheeran, Tate McRae, Doja Cat, ROSÉ, Burna Boy, Chris Stapleton, Raye, Tiësto, Myke Towers, & more.
>The album arrives in stores and at all online retailers on Friday, June 27th in conjunction with the theatrical release of the feature film.
>1. Don Toliver - Lose My Mind (feat. Doja Cat)
>2. Dom Dolla - No Room for A Saint (feat. Nathan Nicholson)
>3. Ed Sheeran - Drive
>4. Tate McRae - Just Keep Watching
>5. ROSÉ - Messy
>6. Burna Boy - Don't Let Me Drown
>7. Roddy Ricch - Underdog
>8. RAYE - Grandma Calls The Boys Bad News
>9. Chris Stapleton - Bad As I Used To Be
>10. Myke Towers - Baja California
>11. Tiësto & Sexyy Red - OMG!
>12. Madison Beer - All At Once
>13. Peggy Gou - D.A.N.C.E
>14. PAWSA - DOUBLE C
>15. Mr Eazi - Attention
>16. Darkoo - Give Me Love
>17. Obongjayar - Gasoline
>>14671I recognize Ed Sheeran and Tiesto (didn't even know he was still active)
>>14673A dj making the most generic music possible.
>>14677don't get me wrong, I liked Tiesto… back in 2002-ish
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bA5QJx7CxmU
>>14669Britain:
>You can criticise the government and you won't go to jailRussia:
>The opposite - criticising the government lands you in jail (see Igor Girkin)
>>14682Let's not pretend we don't have a serious problem with government over reach when it comes to speech. Might not be Russia tier but our standards must be higher than "Not the worst in the G20"
>>14683Why did they do it bros?
>>14615this is the only good non-EA f1 game made in the past decade
>>14691what is that? what the fuck is that?
>>14691So is it gonna have a livery or just orange suits?
>>14697How even is Dead bull's reserve driver? I forget.
>>14697>didn't time the birth to be during a break weekso he was a failure….
>>14699They are going to pull Lawson or Hadjar from mianrdi and put Iwasa there
>>14700Nah, he's a genius. He timed it to be during the miami thursday so he wouldn't have to deal with the burger media.
>>14690>host trying to bait Alan into shitting on max>no i like himbased guy
>>14699*Who
I'm retarded, but in my defense i didn't get much sleep.
Oh it's happening
>>14697>first child What do they know?!?
>>14705I'd be very suprised if he will skip even fp1. (given that its a sprint weekend)
>>14690>tries to bait AJ into trash talking Max using DTS of all things as an example of Max = Bad>"nah, I like him"lol, lmao even
Official statement from Red Bull:
>Max will not be attending media day in Miami as he is expecting a baby.
>All is well and he will attend track tomorrow for the race weekend. We will not be offering any further comment at this time in respect towards the privacy of Max and his family.
>>14710Now all his racism will be passed on to the baby and he will start sucking shit and become Jos. Truly Tragic…
>>14710how many tenths does having a child add to your pace again?
I get closet homosexual vibes form Verstappen.
Hooking up with that tattooed woman who has another guy's kid was another sign.
Why does he do it?
Wife and kids will just interfere with his sim racing.
>>14714grid girls would've prevented this
>>147121.5 tenths
in other words; he will still be the fastest driver on the grid
gimi
>>14713We might get some ps3 vs amx moments like this.
>>14717Kinda weird how people are monitoring private planes.
>>14722Yeah well… Liberty Media did bring women into the sport so…
>>14725it's part of that style
>>14726this idiot still falls for 'oh no ice cap melt and we'll all get flooded by 2013'
>>14730Holy shit i didn't think Kubica would be hired again.
>https://youtu.be/jdMFjNwx92g>race (sport) resumes even while someone dies midwayWhat live sport can I experience this gladiator energy?
>>14727I see, thanks.
>>14731Surely this is just a media day thing.
>>14734that didn't look like an accident, what was his end game?
>>14736he was probably just piss drunk (required for optimal baseball watching experience), got excited when >his team tied the game up, and jumped harder than he meant to
>>14737fkino taking hits…
>>14734What a retarded way to die this would be.
>>14737Petit Algerian does have some good takes, good for him.
>>14745I wasn't meant to attach that image
>>14747>no mincing words'luv me some aussie directness
>>14747see the video here
>>14690
>>14749Kek, it's even funnier hearing him say it.
>>14697so it begins. its over
>>14697Practise is in friday though?
>>14752Yes, Max is gonna partake it
Hey! Lando!
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>14752They have interviews during thursdays, so it's all according to plan.
postin'
>>14760everyone loves miami
>14761
*everyone loves to get paid to pretend to like maimi
>Miami next
You will never be a real racetrack. You have no elevation, you have no heritage, you have no iconic corners. You are a parking lot twisted by FOM and circuit designers into a crude mockery of nature’s perfection.
All the “validation” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back marshals mock you. Your owners are disgusted and ashamed of you, your race organisers laugh at your ghoulish appearance behind closed doors.
Drivers are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of evolution have allowed men to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even street circuits who “pass” look uncanny and unnatural to a driver. Your track map is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to host a grand prix, your visitors will turn tail and bolt the second they get a whiff of your overpriced food next to the fake harbor.
You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake driver entrance ceremony every year and tell yourself it’s going to be ok, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight.
Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll get axed from the calendar, get dismantled, get demolished, and plunge into the cold abyss. Your former investors will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment. They’ll bury you with asphalt used for regular roads, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know a parking lot is built there. Your purpose-built sections will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a parking lot that is unmistakably built for the stadiums.
This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.
>>14763Ik kniel automatisch…wat een paal
gimi
gimi
gimi
gimi
gimi
gimi
gimi
>>14729vettlol enjoys the smell of his own farts
were watching the race here, right?
>>14782yeah
it's nice here without the ugly fat women spam
>>14782Definitely, at least this time to find out how fast it can get after the split.
reminder that amx is 1 tenth slower now
new bake doko?
gimi 701
>>14789Still 300 posts left, so maybe by Sunday. Or maybe we should contact figamin and ask for a lower thread cap.
>>14791is not 700 anymo? shiiiet
Sort it out; gone to bed
>>14776Italian Formula 1 driver currently driving Mercedes.
>>14782i am not autistic (anuymore) so i will watch it here
>no fshitter or fkino this weekend
>but there is fwomeme
hmmm
ok its not today it was like a week ago
>https://x.com/fanatec/status/1917989419467870584
Based Fanatec shitting on the kwab
>The FIA is set to raise the pitlane speed limit at some Formula 1 races this year as part of an effort to increase the likelihood of more pitstops, The Race can reveal.
>>14808>The Race can revealOK, they can reveal it but will reveal it?
>>14809Will they* reveal it
Fuck I'm so incapable of using my brain today.
>>14815Good thing then that we are getting bigger batteries
I can't abide his giant East Asian head.
>>14819>>14820It's over for AMX dnf incoming
>>14797sleep anyway, myself in the future told me it's PS3WL
>>14819>>14820marry and reproduce
>>14825It might be for the best. Let the suffering end with us.
>>14825You can always be my daddy <3
>>14826I guess, but at least i would wish that i wouldnt need to be alone :(
>>14827Im not gay
>it's a girl
KWAB
>>14820Penelope abandoned.
>>14812>more time:|
>more time, japan;_;
>>14841Yugi bros… we're acting sus on the main
>>14847haven't seen this SEXO in a while
>>14852Levels of semen-slurping never thought possible.
>>14852I hate the Antichrist so fucking much
>its AKTSHUALLY REAL
holy its over batman!
soon
>>14852Praying for a Cat 5 to hit Miami every year until 2050.
>>14856>>14854We are closer to 2041 than 2010
>>14852everyone loves miami
DUNDUNDUN
DUN DUN DUN yall
DUN DUN DUN
we back
>partner
>>14872Oh, finally Cadi news.
My nigga Sam Collins!
Wtf
>the shantytown of mclaren
How do they not notice missing tools, the fuck?
amx
>Williams 1-2
STOP THE COUNT
AMX AMD
Gimi. Here for practice
>>14888thanks for joining us tripler
>>14888You missed a major kwab, scroll up.
>a girl or boy american driver
>WAC only has sky stream (with ads) for english
guess i'm italian today, forza spaghetti tifosi grande mama mia
Really weird how they all decided to do custom liveries/merch this weekend
>>14892mclaren is losing this weekend
Bernie is off
>>14902somehow that's more off-putting than a septum ring
>>14896You dont miss anything for skipping English one, they dont even talk about what happens in the track there
Fruity engine mode
>removing the sound of the videos posted here to use them on 4chins
cheeky
>>14906yeah i definitely don't miss crofty or the street shitter but these guys tend to talk right over team radio audio
>kick sauber
lmao
>>14909And i am one of them
>>14913she'll scold ocon for that move
>>14910I feel like even F1TV is hit and miss these days. Alex Jaques or whatever tends to ramble about nothing
Shut up Ruth
>>14918why dont you watch in your native language
>>14919because F1 is only available through Viaplay and you have to pay for the biggest package with all the sport, which is like 50 USD/month.
I miss the Swedish commentators alot but fuck paying that much for F1
sirs
HE
HE
He is so sexy…
lily vs lily vs lily
PS3's got this
>PT commentary joking about the Miami extension by saying next one will be one of the sand tracks until 2100
HAAS DED
>bearboi
RED FLAG
RED FLAG
RED FLAG
RED FLAG
RED FLAG
KWAB
slow motion
You can not tell me a straight man walks the way Bearboi walks
3 hours. ngmi
HE is not looking good
>HAM and NOR didn't get to finish their soft laps
oh no, what a shame
>>14938BEAR BOI CRASH
BEAR BOI HOO HAAA
HOO HAAA!
>Aureila spotted
>>14940Perfect to watch a movie in between.
>>14936Great job with the fast webms m8.
I'm gonna have lunch, see you all later
>>14950He's winning this sprint
>>14950I dont like this sumg photo
Niggle me this: if ferrarri is so bad that hamilton is 13th, how come leclerc is 2nd?
>>14960brundle's opening question for the interview was something like
>F1 has spent so much time looking for a credible female driver. Has she just been born?
>>14961kek, better late than never
>>14914So close. Lando will still find a way to fuck up.
>>14936Was that pathetic wimper the narrator or Twinkman?
not sure if its the language barrier or what but listening to the fw stream is surreal
they talk about the drivers being female, wouldnt calling them women/ladies/girls/drivers or whatever feel more natural? to me it feels like they are talking about animals, stock, or horses
Expecting PIA VER LEC for qualy.
>>14968they want to be more professional, but acknowledge that fact that they're all women so they can't just say drivers. and even though females might be weird to some it's seen as more professional, like partner instead of girlfriend
Only Max has a new floor for RB.
>>14972very nice of Max to give RB a floor
>>14971but does it also feel weird to you as a native english speaker?
it feels like they are talking about a livestock auction to me
>>14971>but acknowledge that fact that they're all women so they can't just say driversFunny how sexist that ends up being.
DUN DUN DUN
DUNS!
DUN DUN DUN
>>14974yes I'd only say "females" if I was doing some incel rp tbh
If Max does well today he has a unbreakable mind of steel. I can't imagine being focused in his position.
what a mess
ESSS-QUUUE-WAN! I'm seated for a rookie to shit it in the first sweeping sectors.
>boo hoohan
>thread from the 27th
KWAB
>>14989This is a very experienced thread. You should mind your manners.
>>14989Small indie website, please understand.
CAM ON AMX
yugi needs more time
DADDY DADDY DOO
why are they on meedjums
>>14993It's the car that needs more time…
>>14812
>>14995sprint quali is a meme event
>>14995Because there's real qualifying tomorrow
A N T
N
T
GIMI
>>14996Heh, my boy R. B21. He needs more time.
NARBROS…
NARG
>alpenis
Pit exit shithousery
Gimibros, we are so back
>nip 'n' tuck
I want to do a drinking game to this one day
TSU bros?
what? what the hell was tsunoda doing?
can't believe I miss checo
traffic is horrendous
TSU out
stroll got cucked beyond belief by traffic kek
tsuuuuuu
TSSSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>>15015good, he deserves nothing but shit
>Miami you 'rike?
Honestly hang Domenicali and all of Liberty Media
O GOD MERC 1-2
>>15012>I miss checoSaid no one ever.
lol did he get kekked by amx
>doohan seething at the team
amx using tsu to cuck goblino
1k IQ plays
He knows its over
>Hahaha mate, sorry
poor yugi
damn doohan ain't happy
uh oh
poohanbros…
>poohan
KWAB
>>15023>>15025You get confident to express yourself a bit more when you know your time is up in your job
uh oh
sonofsisbros…
>>15022Max saved him by giving him an excuse for getting knocked out of SQ1. He didn't have the pace to get out anyway.
Damn he is PISSED
>>15030good for him, hope he puts them on full blast
WHO IS BAKING
WERE AT 950
>>15037The kwab from Hiroshima
Sprints are a meme anyway.
ok NARBros… this aint comfy anymo
it's so over
Detective Albon is onto it lads
>>15045Insane levels of exposure
>gas leak
>>15045>monago golorsvolumes
OMG SO GOATED P7 FOR HAMILTON
>mickey mouse chicane
miami bros?
at least he didn't lose the car
>Sainz
>son of law
how long does he have?
Indy car next?
>>15059Until next year when the next RB star rookie is old enough. (too drunk to recall his name right now)
975
Anyone baking?
>>15066copy
we will get back to you
this thread is pretty slow, are we migrating question?
Fat brown talking is worse than the homosexual commercials.
>>15063Lindblad will be 18 in august so he might actually have until then.
I really hope he improves, I found his attitude last year very entertaining.
He's also white
its over
What is RB thinking ?!?
what the fuck is going on
>>15074>What is RB thinking ?!?"Maybe the Ferrari strategy isn't so bad."
me with the flag
RELENTLESS
relentless isn't it just relentless
A M X
M
X
ANT
GIMI
uh oh
Gimi is real
N A R G
GIMI
GIMI
GIMI
GIMI
GIMI
GIMI
OH SHIT ANDREA
GIMI
ITS SO OVER FOR NARB HOLY SHIT