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>Fernando Alonso F1 Grands Prix since last win:205 (204 starts)
>Nico Hülkenberg F1 Grands Prix without ever scoring a podium:234 (231 starts)
>2025 WDC StandingsNOR: 77 (+15)
PIA: 74 (+25)
VER: 69 (+8)
RUS: 63 (+18)
LEC: 32 (+12)
>2025 WCC StandingsMcLaren Mercedes: 151 (+40)
Mercedes: 93 (+18)
Red Bull Racing Honda RBPT: 71 (+10)
Ferrari: 57 (+22)
Haas Ferrari: 20 (+5)
>2025 WEC StandingsLAW: 323.96 (+79.17)
HAM: 260.36 (+62.50)
SAI: 253.06 (+48.96)
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Race MEGATHREAD
, (there's really no reason for this I just wanna do it to feel something again)
AMX 5 SEC PENALK
amd amx
sex with migu
gimi
So we relented AGAIN.
>FUCKING LOVELY
+5 SECONDS FOR BAD WORD
>didnt fix lap number as told
retard
racist amx is BACK
gimi
racing bull still cracks me up
GP and AMX is so sovl
simply lovely 5 secs
>can't beat Max
>have to cheat with neighbor refs
MCLAREN = MERCEDES
>HE SWEAR
Inb4 cuck sulayem fines him
>>7190i want a taller woman
Why is Lando still behind a Williams?
I HOPE MAX WILL LOSE HALF HIS CHAMPIONSHIP POINTS, HE SAID A NO NO WORD
>>7199BUT IT WAS NOT LINKED IN THE PREVIOUS THREAD. CHAIN IS BROKEN.
gimi
>>7206His mental health is ruined, he can't race anymore
>>7209we'll fix it in post
fuckin lovely
>Megathread
>Capped at 700 like all the others
??
>>7190She does not care about poor lil Yugi
>>7190i thought she was huge until i realized it was yugi and she's just average height for a gal
START BAKING NOW
>>7205She's probably about 5'7"
max did a racism
>>7215Saar this is an altchan, please understan
>>7184WRONG LAP YOU RETARD
Of course /sp/ has the absolutely gayest alt-chan of them all
they should've penalized both amx and ps3
ALOHADSAI by lap 45
trust me
Total Honda death I beg
giving max my racist energy
To be honest, I think Max should have given up his position
>>7228You make the thread next time then frengot
>>7221first thread to 100 wins
CAM ON AMX
>>7227SO DON'T CALL IT A MEGATHREAD
>>7235never had the chance with the yellow, as oscar would not be able to overtake under yellows
>>7242why is he so pretty
>>7235RB doesn't have the pace to keep up with McLaren, so they're betting on the clear air to make up for it. Worst case scenario, AMX still finishes second or third even with the penalty
>meejum
>>7242!!
chuck about to get exposed by gimi
>>7241there was plenty of time before the yellow
>>7244impressive athleticism
>willies is kill
>Tusonda lightly bumps the wall
>DNF
what the fuck F1 cars are so fragile
>>7229Name a non gay altchan
dont worry bros, ps3 is gonna sbinalla it
>>7229and yet you're here posting, curios
>>7259thank god you made it, i was worried
>>7251
he cut a corner instead of crashing into PS3 who ran him off the road
is borto the new joe
>AMX cutting corners to get out of DRS
absolute racism
but the mclel is just way quicker
>>7259why are you watching f1 naked?
>>7255you cant really change the rear wing quickly and its pointless to gou out multiple laps down
>>7251
he did a hamilton
SLUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURP
>>7251
blatantly cut the corner.
>>7244Sexo athletic hag. I think you're gonna get banned though
>>7268Admin on 3 different drugs trying to keep up lol
>POONODA
FLAG MAX OFF
>>7282Is porn actually banned here?
>>7285>>7284I'm nooticing
ps3 catching max
we recycle the other thread when this one hits 700
question.
20 SECOND PENALTY FOR VERCHEATTEN NOW!!
haha
B A S E D
>>7289referee's have already decided the winner, it's over
AMX can still win despite the state of the FIA
>>7284>>7285AMX is tryharding, it's not gonna end well for him this time, though.
Were you in the meeting Crofty?
Hamilton is so shit
cheatlaren cheating again
>>7289Sorry, but Zak has activated his vile hebrew sorcery.
>>7292Try taking a screenshot and CTL+V it into the reply field.
>Shartonelli destroyed his tyres yet again
>>7190I CAN'T BLAME HIM
She's already focking some boss, tho
max was behind so he should've got behind him instead of being a baby
>>7288If you don't post the sauce you should be banned for sure
DEATH TO SKY SPORTS
We are slurping
/f1/ finally turning on piastri
Albon terrified of son of law
>crybon
>Albon already fuuming
Alonso is still the second best driver on the grid.
>>7321
he did terrorism on the wrong car
>>7321
P2 or even a P3 is still very good for the 297th fastest car
>>7316
tbh I think there was a Korean who'd post on the old /f1/ sometimes
SIR Lewis Hamilton valiantly holding back Lando Norris in a rocketship
>>7332it showed the file twice but when I deleted one of them you get nothing
gimi
>>7327
just a bit of jank
He is having a bad influence on Albon. Why is he so sassy this season so far?
PS3 impressing me lads. Regardless of rocketship.
PS3 is gonna take this bros
>>7327
Small indie alt-chan, please understand.
>>7306There isn't anything about porn there howeverbeit
gimi
>>7335Battle of the shitkwabs
>poois and lando crash
please god
формула адин
gimi
why is it dirty air when its the enemy but a tow when your teammate does it
hamilton can do the funniest thing
>>7311he just needs more time okay?
10 second fucked up pitstop for PS3
NORIZZ YOU FUCKING JOKE
>norris overtaking before a DRS detection
is he stupid
How does this board have under 10k posts? Did they make it just for us after migration? Sorry I only found you guys just now.
>>7347Admin said explicit stuff is not allowed
I kneel sire Hamilton
>goblando keked by hamilkek
гонка сдохла убейте всех гонщиков макларен
british commentators seething that the other cars aren't letting McLaren win
BATTLE OF THE MENTAL MIDGETS
>Clean air
>Behind Hamilton
Kek
LETS GO LEWLEW, PLEASE BULLY THAT GOBLIN
NORRIS IS THE KWABOTY LEADER
>>7357How can a 33 year old wapanese get a gf like this?
>>7364Yes, he's an absolute special.
and with 'me' I mean the coochsniffer from 2017
>>7371ps3 can stay, he makes norris seethe
>>7365>Did they make it just for us after migration? They did, the first /f1/ on this chan was on the gens board
>lewis: I'm the niggest
>overtakes right before the DRS straight
how is he so fucking retarded
I can't believe i'm unironically cheering for Hamilwog
holy kwab
>cheering for Shammy…
never thought i'll do that
digits and they crash
>again getting KWABbed by Lewis
>Doing the same move again
Did he not learn anything from austria last year?
Goblando fears HamilGOAT
Norizz is complete and utter
>he did it again
holy shit what a retarded kwab
holy retard kwabdo
how does this brainlet get done the same way twice?
>buckbroken by poois
lmao
Hamilton is Sergio Perezing Norris
>>7396He's a monkey in a rocketship
deja vu
>he did it again
KWAB
>>7378the eyes of a woman who would commit heinous crimes to keep her position
>>7311More like he went into management mode because this a tyre management slurper
>>7389i just hope both of them lose
What year is this?!?
goblin really is retarded
KWAB
>>7354>I can only win if I'm already winningkek what a kwab
incredibly based stuff by lewis
>>7403mental fatigue the levels of which havent been seen since damon hill
HOW IS HE SO FUCKING STUPID. HE'S BEEN HERE FOR SIX YEARS.
LMAO
>overtaking is actually a bad thing
F1 is such a shitty """sport"""
KWAB
>No Rizz
>No Racecraft
KWAB WHAT A KWAB
lmao
BOOBA
>hammo humiliating goblino
kek
>>7425the fuck is gallery mode?
>No Rizz getting buck broken by Lewis in a tractor of all people
this fren only knows how to drive in front
Someone will need to do something insanely dumb to out-KWAB Norris this week. Otherwise he's gonna be a 2x repeat winner of the coveted KWAB of the week award.
HELP ME NEIGHBORMAN AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I can't believe I'm soft cheering for loois
>press the overtake button Lando
>>7434on 4chan x you could make it so you could just click through all the images and webms in a thread
What a fucking anime
>he needed his engineer to tell him that
KWAB
>>7434>>7445Just checked and you can do it here too
what is your reaction if mclaren get both WDC and WCC
He really is sub-80IQ, isn't he?
>>7435Sexo sexo
Me on the left btw
holy shit I found you
>>7456Well that's obvious though
British commentator just said the redbull car is faster than the mclaren car
I am not making this up
>>7454nah, mclrens will cannibalize each other
>>7452It was rough at first but steady driving inputs now from the admin
AMX AMX AMX AMX AMX AMX AMX AMX AMX AMX AMX AMX AMX AMX AMX AMX AMX AMX AMX AMX AMX AMX AMX AMX AMX AMX AMX AMX AMX AMX AMX AMX
>>7462welecome back anon
check the rules, it's a new home
Lando the only driver good enough to overtake without DRS, and then of course he gets punished for it because reasons
pitwindow bros, whats the expectation?
why dont pee ass tree do the strat 8 thing too
>Ricky muh tires
>>7456+5 is not enough. Having a penalty slows down your pitstop by at least a second.
In a normal pitstop mechanics can start working on your car while it's still moving while with a penalty you have to come to a full stop, wait out the penalty, and only then can they start working.
>>7462Read the rules before you get banned
OH BONIFACE
We are checking, we are checking
your wapchan sucks ass
>goblando lapping 0.7s faster on hards
you can't tell me that car is legal
>>7480safety car shenanigans (ferrari pits 2 laps before crash)
>>7482>I can't turn rearsI'm sure Hamilton has plenty of practice at that
what the fuck is the timezone in this board
>>7485could he just not serve it and take the +5 end of race?
ASS
>>7494did you know that in f1 no one actually pushes so every car could be going faster than they are rightnow
>>7504He can, but that's very risky
>>7504You HAVE to serve the penalty at the earliest opportunity, otherwise you get another penalty for serving your previous penalty incorrectly.
>>7502seems like GMT to me
>>7504No, you are obligated to serve it unless safety car
>>7509 i don't trust this
>>7509WTF my PC started making mustard ga
>>7511>penalised for being penalisedGod may as well just penetrate me
>>7507>>7502not really
bongland is on british summer time
website is (for me at least) on UTC
how do you not know that despite being in UK? hmmmmmm
>>7502Seems synced up to me. I'm CEST, UTC+2. A few days ago when we all just arrived on these shores it was UTC-0.
>>7509Been on 4chan since 08'
I still don't know what 4chanX is it what it does :(
remember to recycle the other thread later
>McLel's biggest weakness is driving in dirty air
>cheat the start to get ahead
>gain 5s before pitting
>???
>PROFIT!
>>7515you can look at the code and compare it to regular 4ChanXt retard
>>7504he still needs to race with two different tyre compounds, so they have to pit and serve the penalty anyway
SPRAY THE TRACK GET EM SLIDING
LOL
>>7462Gimi also read rules
>>7516It detected a German IP and deployed countermeasures
>>7509Does it offer anything other than what 4chanX or whatever it was called did?
toast
neogimi bros… e finita
>>7524it makes 4chan usable
>>7524extension/script for QOL features
>>7524Mental tbh. It just makes everything better
>kwabtoneli
>>7524I don't use it either
>fastest car on hards
>this is normal
>>7526its almost like max is both fast and a fucking genius
>shartonelli
>>7540Ok but what is it? What does it do?
Ass in the Haas pitstop
>>7533funny
i am proven incorrect
for me the time says it is one hour earlier
now im wondering how the timezones are calculated
>>7523Maduro bro, who's the one at the right?
>>7503Fuck up cunt ahhaha stop kissing ass.
Why are we still here, just to suffer?
>hass
>>7500It's like your push to pass except it requires actual driving skill to be allowed to use.
>3.4
>ps3 undercut
>mclel
Cam On SAINZ
>>7561dat ass on the hass lass
>>7561that is a fucking occupational hazard
Hopefully LuLu hangs in for a few more laps to dab on PS3
>>7500Drag Reduction System. You can open the rear wing on certain straights to reduce drag and increase speed if you're within 1s of the car ahead. It's meant to offset the speed loss of following in another car's wake(dirty air).
FFS
>>7572no wonder hass can't make a fast pit stop. how are they supposed to focus like that?
>>7561EVEYONE SAW AND FORZA FERRARI
PUSH PUSH
>>7550it gives me you a thread watcher thing which is useful. I can see how many posts have been made in the thread without going to the catalog. Small stuff but it's free
>>7554been trying to find her for a while
>>7574Server seems fine people probably just left for a bit to find the Easter eggs
Push Max, push! Its a boy!
SOMEONE CRASH PLEASE
2.4
>>7585>no of postsisnt that just at the top of the thread anyway?
Mckeks might pull that undercut
>>7592thoughts on umineko
question.
>>7590that would be good for NOR so pls no
Piastri is him
AMX QUALI LAPA NOW
>>7597AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA TAKE ALL MY RACISM AMX
>3.3 (+5)
Lewis and Charles dounle podium after Williams crashes into Oscar
FORZA FERRARI
LEC LEADER
>3.3+5
>6s
SENDING POSITIVE RACIST ENERGY
>>7595Yeah, looks like a PS3 win unless SC.
>ded bull
holy fuck PS3 activated the racism
it's fucking over
Another PS3 GP
>>7606poois will drop to 8th
WDC LEVEL OVERTAKE
gimi
>>7609RBR has always been bad at doing stationary pit stops for some reason
ONE GAME
PS3 > Maxbox360 spin and crash
>that PS3 overtake
damn son
>>7623
8.3
>>7623
8.3
Ps3 has balls tbh
PS3 GAMES
That was a nasty overtake PS3
>>7623
3.4
Can’t bring myself to dislike PS3 No matter how much I hate Mclel
its over niggas…ps3 wdc
>>7638he had to serve a 5sec penalty
>>7616not too fussed by it but still intresting
>>7639>Can’t bring myself to dislike PShe drives for zak, makes it easy
Max looking fast, he can win this!
>>7630That's actually insanely fast for a 5s penalty stop. As I've said earlier you lose a lot of time not being able to work on the car as it's slowing down like you would on a normal pitstop. It has to fully stop, wait 5s, and only then can they start changing the tyres.
the PS3 overtake on poois completely exposed goblando as a proper shitter
8.3 is really a best case scenerio for penalty stop
>>7369Because youre an actual frengot
Thank god for f1 exposure for leading me here. What’s good bros?
>>7647he cant pass hammy lmao
it's obviously PS3NORVER
>>7647no he cant tf? ps3 has this in the bag
W I D E L E W I S
>>7639Not much to dislike. He's calm, not arrogant, and drives relatively clean.
>>7642mercedes famous plan b yourself :^)
>>7653Welcome back bro, read the rules, then enjoy the race!
Max has raw pace today so the GP isnt over unless the cheatlaren really speeds up on low fuel
>>7663>read the rulesFuck off
>ferrari good pitstop
WHAT YEAR IS IT
That Belgian born scumbag AMX shall never EVER be a real Dutchman
>+4
het is voorbij
>2.1
damn they quick
>>7666clean air is king, as always
Fucking neighbor blocked AMX on purpose, what a loser neighbor
>>7671
he'd sooner help max holding up ps3 lol
COME ON ARE RUSSELL
CRASH SOME PAPAYAS
>>7666he's in dirty air he cant overtake ps3, the race was decided on lap one
digits and chuck crashes
>>7667I don't want people to get banned for frogposting and then ban evading to shit up threads with whining. We don't really have an alternative here
>Chuck and Rrari waiting for the infamous safety car
It won't come, will it?
>>7658Actual kiss ass, plenty to dislike. Typical mclaren fan
what a bort
>>7667be nice, this is a welcoming altchan
>BOSTAleto
>barpoletto
Borktoletto
>>7692Youre actually fucked if you liked that shit
my son is also named bort
dear lord, bostaleto
timelinebros…
>BWOAH
BWOAH
bwoah
BWOAH
>>7691chuck currently almost as fast as goblando and ps3. narb is race target anyway.
BWOAH
BWOAH
bwoah
>fill tyres with helium
>swap helium out for heavy air for the weight tests
f1 teams hire me already
>>7697Just never pit and then double podium for Ferrari
BWOAH
bwoah
>BWOAH
What does he DOO?
If Lawson doesn't get points in this race he never will
museo could go full museo cuz that was his boy kek
fernando gimi alonso
BWOAH that was close, I tell you whath
tyre deg be neg
BWOAh
B W O A H
W O A H B
O A H B W
A H B W O
H B W O A
just farted
He Amximized his race with the turn 1 cheating, he'd definitely be a worse place right now if he had to be behind PS3 for all that time. That's why he's the best driver on the grid, cause he's the smartest.
UOH or BWOAH bros?
>>7729
is he one of us?
Leaf bros why is my flag American? Did we become the 51st state?
Big bwoah
chuck please pit
>>7747they didn't tell you?
>>7743That's crazy man. Max served a 5s penalty and is sniffing PS3's ass already
>>7743The strategic 5 sec penalty…
>>7690>We don't really have an alternative hereOh you silly child.
>>7747bug in site right now
>>7754he's 4 seconds behind ps3?
>>7747depends. are you in toronto?
>>7747You haven't paid tribute yet?
>>7747welcome to America tree fucker
>>7756We're not moving the entire general to the jakspammer site or 8chan just because a few retards got themselves banned.
Bort is trash man I told you
That incident with Alonso is a career ender, showed pure cluelessness
where the FUCK did amx's pace go???
>>7769dude check your snake guide
this thing is fucking dangerous
>poohan
check'em
>30 laps on mediums
the fuck is 'rari smoking
digits and norris dies
>>7768he didnt have pace
he just had clean air
>>7768Dirty air turns your car to utter shit
>>7778safetycar gamble (the sc is not coming)
>>7769snake shitter owned by catchad
>>7778it's only leclerc, the negro is shit
>>7769you have to eat one. its the polite thing to do when offered food
POINTS SAR
>>7761I will…after the race
CMON STROLL PLEASE CRASH INTO THE WALL
>>7755Yes, he'd lose more than 5 seconds if he was chasing PS3 during those opening laps.
>first race at wap
is croatbro here to post the strawpoll when it's over?
aaaaaaaa
>>7778Le hoping for sc tactic
I thought PS3 would breeze past goblanbdo.
>2.0
reminder that the SC comes exactly after chuck boxes
>2.0
>2 SECONDS
based ferrari
>30 laps on meedjums
>20 laps on hards
lol
>>7808not sure if this goes into the gimi folder or the edd folder tbh
BASED
What do we do when Hiroshima fixes 4chan. Wap is pretty comfy
Antonelli is slow as shit but somehow avoids criticism.
GO LECHUCK GO
>Norris leading
apologize
we are so back
Holy shit Leclerc RAPED Antonelli in that overcut
>>7824leave the cp and schizo posters there and comfy post here
gimi
red flag red flag
How is Norris winning?
Didn't he start at 11th??
>Goblando fishing for a SC/red
I mean, that's the strategy but it's not going to happen lad
>>7817>meejums are faster tyres>do more laps on faster tyresit just makes sense
>>7825he is young and cute ;3
>>7824Go back to a website that allows free speech (frogs)
>>7832yeah you third world shitters can stay here
>hamilton 20 sec behind sharl on pure pace
>>7824I say we stay here if we're welcome
>2.1
>2.0
ferrari crew kinda good today
Perez was better than Tsunoda
>>7855it's been a while since they put their shit together. RBR is the one that went back to shitty pit stops for some reason
This is going to go down as Norris’ Opera Game when the SC comes out
sharl fast
im fine with ps3 winning, it will put him in the lead of the championship
>>7855their stops have been great this season
>>7858i thought golf women were all lesbeans
sainz overtake leads to my fantasygp prediction of highest aston 10-14 being correct
thanks for reading
>674 posts
TARGET +1 AND BOX, BOX
>>7856In every way buy pace
Both Bottas and Perez are top tier expert drivers but they are slow af
HOW THE FUCK IS THE GOBLIN IN 1ST?!
remember next thread is already up
migrate at 700 (post limit)
>>7200>>7200
someone bake
PIA VER LEC podium please
>>7873he hasn't pitted yet
>shartonelli
BOX BOX
NEW
NEW
>>7200>>7200>>7200>>7200NEW
NEW
BOX AND PIT CONFIRM
BOX BOX PIT CONFIRM
>>7859Its because Red Bull doesnt have that black pit stop guy anymore
gimi